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Quotes Page 3
Week 21: PC Ranger Pathfinder (walks up to innkeeper): "Are there any paths around here?"
Week 22: PC kender: "Can you forge a hoopak with that dragon metal?"
Blacksmith: "Sure."
Other PC: "Whoa, what would that be, a Dragonpak?"
Week 23: DM: "You find some keys in the drawer and they unlock the door. You go inside and find a room with a bed, and a dresser."
PC priest: "I go see what's in the dressers."
DM: "They're locked."
PC priest: "Fine, I try and bust them out."
PC fighter: "Hey genius, you have keys!"
Week 24: PC mage: "Is there any way we can get out of this cave?"
DM (as strange face in the wall): "Well, if you're strong I bet you could punch through the ceiling and make it to the surface."
PC priest: "I'm strong!" (runs over and punches the ceiling as hard as he can).
DM: "Well you practically break your knuckles and there is a small dent in the ceiling."
Week 25: PC priest (to the White Lady): "Is there anyway to leave Ravenloft?"
DM (as White Lady): "I've never heard of anyone ever leaving."
PC priest: "Well, I'm going to get out!"
PC fighter (quietly): "You're right, we all have to die sometime."
Week 26: DM (as two talking butterflies): "Wow, these guys learned how to talk. They must be parrots."
PC priest: "We're not parrots! I bet we're smarter than you!!"
PC fighter (mumbling): "Some of us are..."