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Week 11: PC (trying to come up with a noble, heroic saying as his character charges the enemy): "Evil shall never triumph...because...um...oh wait a minute..."
 
 
 
Week 12: DM (describing the scenery in a monotone voice): "You open the door and see a nice room, with a good bed, a dreser, some mirrors, two ogres..."
PC (thinking the DM is kidding): "I go check the next room."
DM: "Well the ogres attack you..."
PC (surprised): What?! You're serious?!
 
 
 
Week 13: Person: "Oh man..."
Everyone else: "HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!"
(P.S. This is a loooooooong story!)
 
 
 
Week 14: DM (playing a befuddled old mage, talking to a PC): "Who are you?"
PC (player just looking up): "I'm Phil..."
DM: "Who am I?"
PC: "You're Phil..."
DM: "I'm not Phil..."
PC (player very confused): "Who am I talking to?"
 

 

 
Week 15: PC (after enemy laughs at them): "You may be laughing, but the funny sometimes die!"

 

 

Week 16:  DM (as NPC noble): "I am so glad that you are here" (waving his fancy hat at the PCs).

PC Dwarf fighter: "Yeah, yeah, how about you shut up and get to the point prissy boy!"

 

 

 

 

Week 17: PC Paladin facing a demon: "Prepare to die foul creature!"

DM: "You swing, it blocks.  It grins, swings, and decapitates you."

PC (shocked): "...really?  I'm dead...?"

DM: "Afraid so."

   PC: "...this sucks!"

 

 

 

Week 18:  DM (playing a befuddled old mage): "Yes I remember you, you used to work at the Circus!"

PC (a knight): "No..."  Addressing the DM: "Did I?"

 

 

 

Week 19:  PC (imitating Jerry Seinfeld): "And what's the deal with those Dragonlances?!"

 

 

 

Week 20:  PCs have split up, one group staying at camp the other going scouting.  The scouting group returns to the camp after the other PCs finish a battle.

PC Ranger (looking a trees destroyed by PC mage's spell): "You didn't destroy those on purpose did you?"

PC Mage: "Yeah, I just blow up trees for the fun of it!"

 

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