Week 1: Visiting a dwarven mine:
PC fighter: "What do you sell here?"
Dwarf miner: "Um, we sell gems, coal, and
other rocks."
Moments later.
PC mage (int 18): "So, what exactly do you
mine here?"
Week 2: A thief was traveling with a party for about
a year. One of the party members glanced at his character sheet
and said (with a surprised look) "Your a GNOME?!?!?!"
Week 3: PC fighter: "Can we trust this guy?"
PC mage: "You don't need an axe to figure
that out!"
Week 4: PC mage (going to get item identified): "Can
you identify this?"
Priest: "I just saw a kid with that a few
minutes ago..."
PC mage: "Oh, well I took it from him."
Priest: "You stole from a kid!?"
PC mage: "No! It was mine, I took it from
this priest I killed..."
Priest: "You killed a priest!?!?!?"
PC mage: "No!! He was an evil priest!!!"
Priest: "Guards!!!"
Week 5: PC mage: "Hello fellow mage."
Evil mage: "Shut up you idiot."
Week 6: PC (not really paying attention): "What? He's
attacking us with Bread sticks +4?
Week 7: PC's are camped in the woods, a priest is keeping
watch.
DM: "You hear a rustling in
the bushes."
Priest: "I go check it out."
DM: "You see...a goat!"
Priest: "...a goat?!"
DM: "Yes."
Priest: "...I try to disbelieve
the goat!"
Week 8: PC gnome (to surprised enemy): "Do you know
who I am?!"
Enemy (confused): "No..."
PC gnome: "Ok!" (Shoots
the enemy)
Week 9: PC gnome (discovered in a complex crawling with
enemies. Everyone turns to look at him). (Pointing to an enemy):
"He did it!"
(Everyone turns to look at that enemy
as the gnome escapes unnoticed.)
Week 10: PC is riding in a train, which he is unused to.
(Every time the steam hisses): "@$#@@$#!!!!"
